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take the blog, leave the myhymen

26 August 2006 in life | 2 comments

It’s kind of annoying that all my work friends have MySpace. I refuse to break my myhymen (Lorilee, is that even how I spell it?!), but I feel compelled to leave thinly veiled insults and full-boob hugs as comments for my friends, which I can’t do without breaking my myhymen. OMG. The brain power it just took to think that thought could power the MySpace servers for nearly a nanosecond.

A brief mention of The Thing Known As MySpace tonight at Beer-Thirty was all it took. I looked for someone “new,” and found out that I’m mentioned in their “general interest” category. Me! She who only looks at MySpace to realize how happy she is running her own blog. Shalon, why must you taunt me so?! Goddamn. Now who’s the Devil?

In conclusion (as though it matters): I will not be breaking my myhymen any time soon. I just request that I be talked about often, and possibly featured as a special guest star in someone’s high school musical version of their MySpace comments area.

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27 August 2006 at 8:10 pm

Holier than thou

You may think that you’re better than all of us, but I talked to Jesus personally today and he said that I am holier than thou. So, perhaps you should follow the example of those more spiritually enlightened than yourself. MySpace is God’s space. Take a dip. I’ll baptize you personally.

27 August 2006 at 8:17 pm

jinkies

Do you forget that I’m the Devil? I don’t care about Jesus! Remember that the Devil loves you, even if you listen to Jesus.