it gives me honor

After a hard day (some might say frightening) of interviewing potential employee candidates, it’s only right to go out and get your drink on. I went out with what I thought was just going to be the girls (more on this in a moment) to Molly MaGees in downtown Mountain View. Lorilee and Allison drove out to meet up with the girl part of the interview crew: myself, Amanda, Shalon, Kristen, and Kristen. The Kristen-squared thing was definitely complicated, though at least they didn’t sit next to each other.

Some time into the evening, I got a phone call from a number I didn’t recognize. Being a dumbass, I answered it, and since this guy seemed to know who I was out with, I stupidly told him where we were. Then I realized I didn’t know who I had just told to crash our party. Kristen (which one? wouldn’t you like to know!) called back to ask who the hell it was. Apparently this guy Jeff, who I used to work with at the Fremont store, went INTO THE TRASH at the store and dug out my phone number and a map to downtown Mountain View which Lorilee had printed out for Allison and herself. Did I mention the trash part? Ugh. Now he has a crush on Amanda, which I find enormously funny.

There is a photo of me looking like the devil, but that’s not going here. Instead, you get the following:


Midget Mania 2006

Look ma, my pits are dry.

It was a supreme pleasure meeting the devil, seeing Kristen pole dance on a square pole and hurt her coochy, see Allison on roofies, come to full terms with how many people I know are smokers, realize that Shalon has cleavage when she wants to show it, learn volumnes about the other Kristen’s OCD office procedures, spill more food on my shirt than I ate, be silly and drunk and oh yeah,

I was my honor.

Kristen also gave me a piggyback ride out of the bar, despite her injury. Quite brave of her. Do not be afraid of your friendship with the Devil.

She Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken

I don’t like it when you go out and drink, Mom. Can I stay with Dad on the weekends from now on?

Fancy Pants, you know I got full custody in the settlement. Your Dad only gets visitation rights on every other weekend. You’ll just have to get used to watching me drink by myself and you’ll LIKE IT. So shut yo’ face.