[Clever blog post I wrote this morning was eaten by an errant click or three. So I have a new, measurably less clever, post for you now.]
So it turns out that basically everyone I know should go to jail. It’s true. Because all this sex stuff that we do is illegal somewhere. No, really. You, you reading this! You’re dirty!
These things have fascinated me since the reversal of the Texas sodomy law last year. Why is what someone does with another consenting adult behind closed doors the business of any lawmaker? I mean really. It’s not like these things make me feel safer. From the article:
If you’re traveling with a lover, and you are not married to each other, but feeling in the mood, you’d better not rent a hotel room in North Carolina because “any man and woman found occupying the same bedroom in any hotel, public inn, or boardinghouse for any immoral purpose…shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor.”
So Bryan and I can’t rent a room together in North Carolina? Even if we don’t use it for an “immoral purpose,” it sure could be construed that we might.
Big Brother might be watching you…as pr0n.